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The Universe According to Wikipedia
“The universe is commonly defined as the totality of everything that exists[...]“
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This scene, well, the entire film for that matter, but this scene in particular… nothing less than life changing!
PLEASE NOTE: The above, the famous “Singing Asshole” scene from John Water’s Pink Flamingos (1972), should be viewed, at least the first time, in the context of the entire movie. I’m not sure how I feel about having posted this clip by itself–suffice it to say I was compelled to by a strange dream I had last night. So if you have not seen it yet I implore you to find a copy and watch it–preferably with friends and family unfamiliar with Water’s oeuvre–before reminiscing with this clip.
Motown Classics
Motown classics sung by Native Americans
Laser line
Use a laser to draw a line that slowly lengthens.
Playing with Pictures: The Art of Victorian Photocollage
At the Metropolitan Museum of Art
February 2–May 9, 2010
The Howard Gilman Gallery
Exhibition description:
“Sixty years before the embrace of collage techniques by avant-garde artists of the early twentieth century, aristocratic Victorian women were already experimenting with photocollage. The compositions they made with photographs and watercolors are whimsical and fantastical, combining human heads and animal bodies, placing people into imaginary landscapes, and morphing faces into common household objects. Such images, often made for albums, reveal the educated minds as well as the accomplished hands of their makers. With sharp wit and dramatic shifts of scale akin to those Alice experienced in Wonderland, these images stand the rather serious conventions of early photography on their heads. The exhibition features forty-eight works from the 1860s and 1870s, from public and private collections.
The Waterboarding Challenge
Hire an ex-military/CIA/Blackwater-type intelligence officer to work a stand in amongst the concessions and games at a variety of street fairs. Call it “The Waterboarding Challenge,” or something like that. People can then compete to see who can endure the most physically non-damaging torture. Then they can win prizes.
Homemade Space Photos
Apparently word of this two-student [MIT] team’s accomplishment went viral fall ’09, and was then picked up by a number of major news agencies, but I didn’t hear about it until recently–many months later. Nevertheless, I am obsessed. Google: MIT Students Space Pictures. There are other accounts of individuals succeeding at such attempts, but none have done it as cheaply as these two, from what I could gather (they did it for less than USD 150). I also couldn’t find any examples of video shot this way…. perhaps a future project(?) There are some videos from high-altitude weather balloons too. Which reminds me, about three or four years ago I had an idea to send a video camera up into the atmosphere while it was recording, only I wanted a large clump of party balloons that I shoot, or have shot, down sans parachute.
A Random Deck of Cards
Remove one card from each deck of playing cards encountered until there is a new complete deck.
Rubbings
Create a series of crayon rubbings from the drains inside public urinals.
An Animated History of the Life of President James Buchanan
Work collaboratively with a historian and N. Clair Clawser (see my former post about Clair, who turns out to have worked on several projects about Buchanan) to create a short illustrated documentary about the life and times of one of “America’s worst Presidents.”
L’il Suzie Sunbeam, A Literary Comic by N. Clair Clawser
Here are a few pages selected from the first issue of L’il Suzie Sunbeam, written and illustrated by N. Clair Clawser of Lititz, Pennsylvania. I discovered this comic, now in its seventh installment, from my mother who knows Clair from his third-shift job at Engle Printing and Publishing where she is the HR secretary. We have both become avid collectors of his work, along with my brother and several of my friends. If you have any interest in joining the growing readership of Clair’s work, please feel free to contact me.
Hire a painter
Hire a painter to create a large scale photo-realist style painting of the National Palace in Port-au-Prince, after the earthquake. Pay them a lot of money to do the work.
Loose Grapes Video
Video tape myself trying to eat whole loose grapes off a Styrofoam plate with a flimsy plastic fork.
Wedding Ring Video
Ask random people on the street to model their wedding ring on camera for a few seconds.
Block Party
Organize a block party for a block in another neighborhood, maybe even another state. Try to secure the permits and hire food vendors, etc. without actually talking to anyone that lives on the block. Then surprise them with fliers and street closures.
Stain Quilt
Collect scraps of fabric that have stains on them. Make a quilt out of those scraps. Embroider a brief description of each stain in the handwriting of the person who donated it. If the material is found, then mark as “anonymous” or “unknown” stain.
Stood Up
With one or more hidden cameras placed within various locations inside a restaurant, film actors pretending to be stood up. Allow them to play it anyway they want as long as the staff doesn’t know what’s really happening… Maybe they keep ordering drinks for several hours and get trashed, maybe they start crying, maybe every time the server comes by they make up excuses as to why their guest isn’t there, etc.
Cast Bronze Plaques
Design a series of bronze plaques similar to those found at historic sites or used in dedicating buildings and spaces. Have them illustrate things of relative insignificance, such as someone’s web browser history or credit card statement, maybe a chat log or transcript of a conversation, things like that. Have them installed in a park or other public space where they are seemingly separated from their original context.
The Idea List Website
Create an online database where any artist, designer, writer, etc. can post what they are thinking. One might want to post in order to solicit help or advice, offer their idea to someone else, or to make themselves sound smart.
A Short Documentary
Find out what the guy in the crazy-cause-he-is-being-blown-away-by-high-speed-internet billboard ad I pass everyday is currently doing.
Last Supper
Project Proposal: Find a project to somehow represent my Grandmother’s last solid meal with family.
Curator Computer Desktops
Solicit individuals who own, or otherwise operate, computer workstations/laptops that get a lot of time projected in front of an audience (think artist lectures, board room computers, etc.). Ask them to host a curatorial project on the computer’s desktop. Then put out a call for submissions and assemble a rotating slide show that can be setup as their background. When people inevitably switch applications, or when PPT crashes again, the audience will get a glimpse of the “exhibition.”
VIP Elevator
Host a super-fancy cocktail party in an elevator at the Portland Art Museum. Only special invites permitted.
Goodbye Horses
Lip sync:
Video Tape a Dog Sleeping
Try to get some good clear video of a large breed dog, one typically thought of as more aggressive, sleeping. Capture the spasms and twitches that happen while they dream. Mount the camera directly overhead. Maybe film an entire kennel at once?
Studies in Pen Art
Drawn linked to this fantastic PDF, “Studies in Pen Art”, a scan of a 1914 pamphlet by William Dennis.
Orgone Accumulator Building Plans
The following text has been excerpted from the Wikipedia article on Wilhelm Reich. Although there is a wealth of information about Reich available online, this offers a brief introduction. The illustrations further down the page were downloaded from here, and apparently constitute the original plans for and orgone accumulator.
Wilhelm Reich (March 24, 1897 – November 3, 1957) was an Austrian-American psychiatrist and psychoanalyst, known as one of the most radical figures in the history of psychiatry. He was the author of several notable textbooks, including The Mass Psychology of Fascism and Character Analysis, both published in 1933.
Reich worked with Sigmund Freud in the 1920s and was a respected analyst for much of his life, focusing on character structure rather than on individual neurotic symptoms. He tried to reconcile Marxism and psychoanalysis, arguing that neurosis is rooted in the physical, sexual, economic, and social conditions of the patient, and promoted adolescent sexuality, open relationships outside marriage, the availability of contraceptives, abortion, and divorce, and the importance for women of economic independence. His work influenced a generation of intellectuals, including Saul Bellow, William Burroughs, Paul Edwards, Norman Mailer, and A. S. Neill, and shaped innovations such as Fritz Perls’s Gestalt therapy, Alexander Lowen’s bioenergetic analysis, and Arthur Janov’s primal therapy.
Later in life, he became a controversial figure who was both adored and condemned. He began to violate some of the key taboos of psychoanalysis, using touch during sessions, and treating patients in their underwear to improve their “orgastic potency.” He said he had discovered a primordial cosmic energy, which he said others called God, and which he called “orgone.” He built “orgone energy accumulators” that his patients sat inside to harness the reputed health benefits, leading to newspaper stories about “sex boxes” that cured cancer.
Reich was living in Germany when Adolf Hitler came to power in January 1933. On March 2, the Nazi newspaper Völkischer Beobachter published an attack on one of Reich’s pamphlets, The Sexual Struggle of Youth. He left immediately for Vienna, then Scandinavia, moving to the United States in 1939. In 1947, following a series of articles about orgone in The New Republic and Harper’s, the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) obtained an injunction against the interstate sale of orgone accumulators. Charged with contempt for violating it, Reich conducted his own defense, which involved sending the judge all his books to read and arguing that a court was no place to decide matters of science. He was sentenced to two years in prison, and in August 1956, several tons of his publications were burned by the FDA, arguably one of the worst examples of censorship in U.S. history. He died in jail of heart failure just over a year later, days before he was due to apply for parole.
Orgonomy
Freud had argued that there was a sexual energy called libido, which he initially described as “something which is capable of increase, decrease, displacement and discharge, and which extends itself over the memory traces of an idea like an electric charge over the surface of the body,” but by 1925 he had rejected the idea that it was a physical energy. Reich took the idea further, arguing that he had discovered a primordial cosmic energy. He called it “orgone,” and the study of it “orgonomy.”
Orgone is blue in color, he wrote, omnipresent, can be seen with the naked eye, and is responsible for such things as weather, the color of the sky, gravity, the formation of galaxies, and the biological expressions of emotion and sexuality. He argued that St. Elmo’s Fire is a manifestation of it, as is the blue color of sexually excited frogs. Red corpuscles, plant chlorophyll, gonadal cells, protozoa, and cancer cells are all charged with orgone, he said.
He argued that humankind had previously split its knowledge of orgone in two: “ether” for its mechanistic, physical aspects, and God for the spiritual, the subjective. He wrote that, “God-Father is the basic cosmic energy from which all being stems, and which streams through (the) body as through anything else in existence.”
Orgone Accumulators
In 1940, he built boxes called “orgone accumulators” to concentrate atmospheric orgone. Some of the boxes were for lab animals, and some were large enough for a human being to sit inside. Composed of alternating layers of ferrous metals and organic insulators with a high dielectric constant, the accumulators had the appearance of a large, hollow capacitor. Based on experiments with them, he argued that orgone energy was a negatively-entropic force in nature responsible for concentrating and organizing matter. The construction of the boxes caught the attention of the press, leading to wild rumors that they were “sex boxes” that caused uncontrollable erections.
According to Reich’s theory, illness was primarily caused by depletion or blockages of the orgone energy within the body. He conducted clinical tests of the orgone accumulator on people suffering from a variety of illnesses. The patient would sit within the accumulator and absorb the “concentrated orgone energy.” He built smaller, more portable accumulator-blankets of the same layered construction for application to parts of the body. The effects observed were said to boost the immune system, even to the point of destroying certain types of tumors, though Reich was hesitant to claim this constituted a cure. The orgone accumulator was also tested on mice with cancer, and on plant-growth, the results convincing Reich that the benefits of orgone therapy could not be attributed to a placebo effect. He had, he believed, developed a grand unified theory of physical and mental health, a claim regarded by the psychoanalytic community as quackery.
“The Kilogram Isn’t What It Used to Be—It’s Lighter”
My brother turned me on to an interesting article about the kilogram against which every kilo in the world is measured. Apparently it is loosing mass?! Read it online.























